Funnies

Kids say the darnest things, and sometimes they call things by the darnest names.

Case #1
Mom: Jon, where is Daddy?
Jon: First I looked in your room and he wasn't there. Then, I looked in "no food" room and he was on the couch.
Note: No food is allowed in the living room.


Case #2
Jon runs into a living room from the bathroom, really excited:
"Daddy's shoot gun run out of pee"...
ahem... no explanation needed, but perhaps less video games for Jon?..


Case#3
Jon to Dad: Do I have school tomorrow?
Dad: Yes
Jon: Awe (sad)
Dad: what's wrong? You don't you like school? Then, jokingly "Do you have ghosts at school?"
Jon: No
Dad: Do they (implying teachers) read books to you?
Jon: Laughing. "Silly Dad, Ghosts don't read books!"

Lightsaber - is called "Life saver";
Anything related to Star Wars - is called Star Wars Lego's (because of the Lego's video game);